Spider-pig isn't on the top of the list of great Homer and pig moments in the Simpsons history. However, every Simpsons fan does seems to like the scene and it has gotten me more excited about the movie.
Of course some of the great pig moments in Simspons history come from 'Lisa the Vegetarian' including:
Lisa: No I can't! I can't eat any of them!
Homer: Wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute. Lisa honey, are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad! Those all come from the same animal!
Homer: [Chuckles] Yeah, right Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.
You don't win friends with salad
Homer:"When your in my house you shall do as I do and believe who I believe in. So Bart butter your bacon."
You know how people say there are no absolute facts and just saying that contradicts itself? Well, I know of one absolute fact, Bear, your 1st comment is the best Simpson's dialog of all time, period. A close second would be.
What are you going to do release the hounds, or release the bees or release the hounds with bees in thier mouth and when they bark they shoot bees at you? Do your worst.
Do my worst, eh? Smithers, release the robotic Richard Simmons.
Come on, big boy! Shake that butter off those buns.
Come on, come on, girls! Shake, shake, shake!
Smithers, it's out of control.
shake shake shake
His ass is going to blow!
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