Lord needs to junk his $9 coffee maker for the $11,000 model.
When Evan makes his first mil, he'll build a house designed around this device. And probably find the $11 grand coffee grinder to go with it. I'll buy the Kahlua.
When my ship comes in I'm designing my house around a barbeque pit. It will be awesome.
When I get rich I am going to spend money on watching humpback whales battle heards of restless elephants
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