The Curse of Port Cities

Posted 9 years ago by Evan Tishuk

Predicted Water Levels Around Manhattan, 2106

2 Comments

nobrainer ~ 9 years ago

Someone's going to make a killing by becoming a water storage baron.

Evan Tishuk ~ 9 years ago

Someone is already making a killing in the upstate reservoir business.

Another unknown with regards to an eventual flood of NYC and climate change in general is what will become of Atlantic weather patterns? Will hurricanes routinely smash into New York and Maine with the same regularity and ferocity that they currently do in Miami and South Carolina? I smell a renaissance for New Jersey. Maybe Jimmy Hoffa will wash up somewhere too.

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