Worst idea ever?
I've ordered one for everyone on your staff.
Somebody should outfit one of those with Nerf dart launchers. Then they can shoot their co-workers in the backs of the heads while they walk down the cubicle hallways. Innovative employees would make their's fancier and more accurate and then in a couple of years we get to watch "Office Wars" on FOX primetime.
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