I really don't care that Roger Clemens signed with the Yankees-- again. I think they are both past their primes. That being said, I'm glad Slate re-published Seth Stevenson's anti-Clemens rant from 2004.
Speaking of your kids, their names all start with K. Because K is the symbol for strikeout. That's lame, dude. If I named my kids after something I'm really good at, they'd all be named "Calling-Roger-Clemens-Fat Stevenson." And that's just too unwieldy.
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