Later I asked Professor Groggins about this fight. He said it couldn't have happened and showed me a bunch of equations to prove it. I ran the numbers a couple of times and they checked out. So I guess it didn't happen. But sometimes, when Groggins isn't around, when I'm alone in my room with the lights out, and my calculator's in the other room, I wonder if it did.
I can't tell you how funny that paragraph is when in context. It had me laughing for 10 minutes straight. So, you all must go and buy The Time Machine Did It, by John Swartzwelder. It is a great Simpsons episode mixed with the Big Lebowski. Nuf said.