The Ultimate Betrayal

Posted 16 years ago by Adam Gautsch

I'm of course, talking about cell phone suicide.


Cell Phone Heaven

Mine jumped off the top of my Jeep last last night and in to traffic. I would like to write this off as mistake or me being forgetful. But I can't. I can't deny the fact that the day I ordered a Palm Treo 700P my old phone jumped to his death.

I feel like I drove him to his death and for that, I'm sorry. I'm also sorry that he committed this act before I could get all my old numbers off the phone. I'm also really, really sorry that he might have survived if it wasn't for a Gamecock fan driving an Expedition who ran directly over him at high speeds despite the fact I was waving my arms on the side of the road and pointing directly at his injured frame.

I hate the Gamecocks.

-Bear

3 Comments

Jeremy ~ 16 years ago

::whistles Taps::

Bobby ~ 16 years ago

Just try to remember him as he was...reliable...honest...a true friend.

olivier blanchard ~ 16 years ago

Rest in peace, little guy. You're in a better place now.

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