Thou shall not pollute the Earth

Posted 8 years ago by Adam Gautsch

Thou shall not pollute the Earth

8 Comments

Lord ~ 8 years ago

further, thou shalt not use gene splicing to make flying sharks or genius pigs!

Mike Gowan ~ 8 years ago

Hey, can clones sin, if they themselves are sins?

Evan Tishuk ~ 8 years ago

The Vatican is just being lazy -- they don't want to have to ratify an amendment to give clones souls.

olivier Blanchard ~ 8 years ago

Does a clone have its own soul, or do you have to share a soul with your clones? The latter would kind of suck in case one of your clones turns out to be evil.

Sounds like cloning could create a mess of paperwork in Heaven.

Bear ~ 8 years ago

In Heaven, there is no paperwork.

Mike Gowan ~ 8 years ago

If I were to transplant my brain into my younger, more handsome clone, who's soul would-- ah, never mind.

Lord ~ 8 years ago

If I died but then was cloned but my clone was in a tragic molten jellybean accident and only his brain survived which was then placed in a genetically modified goat with jaw muscles capable of the movements needed for speech and then said goat-brain-clone-me decided to become a hardcore polluter would my original soul still be in heaven or would God just be like "F@*k! I can't keep up with all this crap!"

Mike Gowan ~ 8 years ago

Pope, are you taking notes?

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