Thou shall not pollute the Earth
further, thou shalt not use gene splicing to make flying sharks or genius pigs!
Hey, can clones sin, if they themselves are sins?
The Vatican is just being lazy -- they don't want to have to ratify an amendment to give clones souls.
Does a clone have its own soul, or do you have to share a soul with your clones? The latter would kind of suck in case one of your clones turns out to be evil.
Sounds like cloning could create a mess of paperwork in Heaven.
In Heaven, there is no paperwork.
If I were to transplant my brain into my younger, more handsome clone, who's soul would-- ah, never mind.
If I died but then was cloned but my clone was in a tragic molten jellybean accident and only his brain survived which was then placed in a genetically modified goat with jaw muscles capable of the movements needed for speech and then said goat-brain-clone-me decided to become a hardcore polluter would my original soul still be in heaven or would God just be like "F@*k! I can't keep up with all this crap!"
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