Tumbling Jack Johnson

Posted 8 years ago by Adam Gautsch

We've been tumbling for a while this morning. Mostly about how Pandora thinks everyone is related to Jack Johnson.

2 Comments

Lord ~ 8 years ago

The fact of the matter is that it really isn't Pandora fault that this occurs. You see Jack Johnson is so mellow and laid back that his extreme mellowness has literally folded space-time in upon itself again and again with Mr. Johnson at the hub of the infinite foldings. Thus, not just everybody, but all things are actually constantly falling in toward Jack Johnson. For an as of yet unbeknown reason this space-time folding seems to make itself most present via Internet music streaming sites.

By the way this isn't bull shit. I am pretty certain Einstein himself predicted it in his little known paper entitled "Mellow Relativity"

dave ~ 8 years ago

That is the funniest thing I have ever read. Well done.

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