Just in case you are wondering who to cheer for this week at the US Open, may I suggest:
Duval is the posion pick, where someone else picks the golfer for you. Evan picked Duval for me and it is going to come back to bite him. Mark my words.
My ass. Duvall is the suckiest suck that ever sucked. If he makes the cut I'll buy your next meal too.
I was planning on having steak for my next meal.
Who'd a thunk it. Duvall not only makes the cut but actually shoots well. I'll still choose him as the "poison pick" next time for how consistently awful he usually plays.
The US what? Don't youzguyz know the World Cup is on? (And hey, the US team still hasn't been eliminated!) Golf is for the birds, mang.
Football - the original one with the round ball and without helmets or shoulder pads: Now there's a REAL sport. ;D
Real sports don't end in a tie. Sorry.
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